Had a dinner meeting tonight. I know - on a Sunday! Went through the line ok - had chicken and salad and green beans. Avoided the lasagna and the mashed potatos with some kind of something in them. And felt I had enough food. But then they rolled out the trays of cheese cake. NOt just cheese cake but cheese cake with cherries on top. Yum. The good thing was that you had to go and get one so that helped me stay in my seat. Didn't want my wider than most butt waddling over to the dessert tray in full view of the other diners. But I was thinking more about the cheese cake than the speakers. But the woman next to me did help herself to a piece and then drove me crazy with it. I have never seen another human being eat this way. I was making every effort to listen to the key note but I became slowly aware that it was taking her a long time to eat that slice of cheese cake. So I started checking her out on the sly and realized that every spoonful of cheesecake went into her mouth and then came back out. Not the spoon - but the whole bite. Back out. Whole. So I guess she was sort of licking it? Or tasting it? So out it came and then back in five times each for each spoonful. Maybe she was on some sort of a plan where she didn't have desserts often so she was savoring it? But come to think of it, it took her a really long time to eat dinner, too, so maybe she was doing that in and out thing with her rubber chicken, too. Very odd. At first when the cheesecake was coming back out and in and out and in and out, I was feeling bad that I didn't have a piece of my own to play with. But the more I watched the process, the weirder it got until I got to the point where I did not want a piece anymore, would not have taken one if you paid me. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.